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Daryl Ronald Rendell Saguine Barbaso
11 November 2009 @ 05:45 pm
Someone once told me, in the purest form of literature, you only have two genres; Comedy and Tragedy.

This is my story.

And I know for a fact that this would end in Tragedy four frikin months from now.

And I would keep this as my journal. And I would take into account every fucking emotion I cannot simply show on other venues.

This is a collection of my thoughts, to that person I cannot simply tell this to. Taena, ang torpe ko talaga.

You might be wondering where all this is coming from, right?


The story goes like this;

Boy checks his social network profile, boy clicks something on the net, boy sees someone. Boy is intrigued but decides to ignore the ungodly urge(and hell, he does not know where it is coming from) to try to connect with that stranger. Weeks later, boy finds himself on another link and thought, "the hell with it",  and clicked on the ever so convenient "Add as friend" button. Boy is surprised that the stranger accepted right away. In short, they met in the internet.

But no, this is not about them finding love, for I'm sure I've already said earlier, this story was set to end in tragedy.

And so, fast forward into the present. This boy is now severely confused.

As to why, he does not know.

And the story starts with a simple text. "Hey, goodmorning. Hope you have a great day ahead! :)" And he pathetically waits for a response.

Pathetic.

 
 
Daryl Ronald Rendell Saguine Barbaso
13 March 2009 @ 11:00 am
"So, how do you feel about the current situation?" Asked the queen.

"I'm at a standstill. I made decisions, I chose to let things happen on their own." Said the clown.

"Ah, you chose to wait, yes?" She smirked. The queen stood up and took three more pills. She closed her eyes and patiently waited for the ungodly medicine to take her to new heights.

"No, I decided to live. I decided to test the limits. I made decisions that caused rifts." The clown looked back at the queen. She looked depressed, he thought.

The queen opened her eyes and looked at the sad clown sitting on the throne. "You wanted this? Your decisions caused the death of your friends. Do you not feel regret?" The queen sighed. She took one more glance at the clown before closing her eyes again. He looked foolish, she thought.

"In this life, my queen. We are forced to make decisions. We are forced to take paths. I now understand my role. My friends died because they chose to die. I am through blaming myself for that". The clown unlaced his shoe, stood up from the throne and walked towards the queen.

"Good. Proceed with the plan." The queen inhaled deeply.

The clown took the shoelace and tied it on the queen's neck. It didn't take long before she was writhing on the floor. Lifeless. She looked bloated, the clown thought. He licked the shoelace and opened his mouth "Today, my sins are finally forgiven". The frown he had turned into a smile. He looked dashing, he thought.
 
 
Sanity Level: Perfectly Sane
 
 
Daryl Ronald Rendell Saguine Barbaso
"I am screaming my head out. When the hell do you plan on listening to me?" asked the man, he looked at his hands shaking in anger and frustration.

"I am listening, *chuckle*" Said the boy, not paying the man any serious attention.

"Do you even take me seriously?" Asked the man who was now screaming.

"Yes, I do" Answered the boy.

The man took a deep sigh. He raised his hand and conjured a hail of rotting fish intestines. He then pointed to the small village down below who dismissed the man as crazy.

"What do I need to do for you to take me seriously...? What do I need to do for you to actually listen to what I'm saying as opposed to you hearing just the sounds coming from out of my mouth?"
The man was now frustrated. All he wanted was for the boy to listen to his story.
 
 
Sanity Level: Insane
Mood: cold
 
 
Daryl Ronald Rendell Saguine Barbaso
27 November 2008 @ 03:27 am


For a man, every measure is treasure is pressure. Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.

*chop* *chop* *spurt* *drip drip*

For a man, every tragedy is comedy is treachery. Yes sir, yes sir, three body bags full.

*chop* *chop* *buzz* *click*

For a man, every cheese is piss is kiss. Yes sir, yes sir, burn them all.

*chop* *chop* *tick tock* *tick tock*

For him, every victim is a mess is a pile of shit is stinking is useless is measured is a tragedy is cheese is treasured is comedic is piss is pressured is treacherous is kissed. Yes sir, yes sir, seven more to go.

*whistle* *vrooom* *click* *squeal* *bang* *bang* *thud* *splash*

*click* *lit* *puff*

Immune to gravity and stuff. Mission accomplished.
 
 
Sanity Level: Fluctuating
Mood: blank
 
 
Daryl Ronald Rendell Saguine Barbaso
20 November 2008 @ 04:01 am
"Why isn't he talking?" asked the newborn baby who can speak.

"That's because he's mute. Talked too much one night, ended up eating everything he said, now he has none left." answered the old woman.

"Why can't he tell us what he's thinking?" asked the crying virginal maiden.

"That's because he's mute. He thinks too much, gave everyone a piece of his mind in exchange of his peace of mind, now he has none left." answered the old woman.

"Why won't he ask for help?" asked the millionaire who ate his neighbors' grass.

"That's because he's mute. Helped everyone he could, gave away too much of what's important to him, now he has none left" answered the old woman.

"Why is he sad?" Asked the vomiting fat middle aged man.

"That's because he's mute. Wanted everyone to be happy, gave his happiness to everyone that needed it, now he has none left." answered the old woman.

The old woman sighed, she's too old to be answering questions about the mute man sitting on her couch. She heard a sob, she turned to the mute man and asked "Why are you crying?".

"That's because I'm mute." He answered.

The room fell silent.
 
 
Sanity Level: Highly Unstable
Mood: blank
 
 
Daryl Ronald Rendell Saguine Barbaso
20 November 2008 @ 03:57 am



______________________________________________________________


Dear Mr. and/or Mrs. sender;


We're pleased to inform you that your application's been accepted!

Starting from the time you get this letter, your life will be one never-ending
"hope you're feeling better".

You get your choice of an aesthetic! We'll need to chop your cock clock off.
Disclaimer: It might not be what you expected. There is no money back once you've been ripped off.

Today's a very special day! The boys'll murder for it but what will the neighbors say. It leaves you feeling pretty hollow. It might be nice to look at, don't forget you're stuck with it tomorrow and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

You're big enough to stop pretending, You'll start to really show within a week or so. So don't go saying it's just come to your attention. You'll get more than you're asking for without the right protection

Today's a very special day! How you'd love to have a little thing with which to play. But love wont get you very far; Today be still your beating heart, you'll have to keep on feeding it tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow.

Boys will be boys will be boys will be boys will be boys will be boys will be girls with no warning. Girls will be girls will be guys will be boys that don't cry over toys that they use to beat girls they despise by the morning.

They always said that sex would change you.

______________________________________________________________


No second thoughts the knife is nearing. You'll never hear the little pitter patter of this little feat of engineering.

Of course i love you and of course it's what's inside that matters, but I think the whole charade is ending. It seems to me to be the only way to keep from getting caught up in a long life of regretting.

The doctors said that once you get a taste for it you'll keep on cutting.

But while you happen to be here, Why don't you whisper all those sweet forevers in my ear. Stiff upper lip for all this sorrow hurry up and stick it in.
You never when it will end.
Tomorrow or tomorrow or tomorrow...

______________________________________________________________
 
 
Daryl Ronald Rendell Saguine Barbaso
06 November 2008 @ 03:54 pm



www.animalinyou.com/survey.asp

  Wolf



Genera and species:
Canis lupus


Collective Term:
A pack of wolves



Description



The rugged wolf is
athletic, good-looking and brims with self-confidence. A close relative of
the domestic dog, it is stronger and more aggressive, managing to generate
notoriety wherever it marks its territory. The wolf's dark reputation is
mainly due to jealousy of its consistent success in work and romance. A wolf
in full stride is quite impressive. Firing orders at subordinates while on
the phone to customers -- no one can get the job done quite as efficiently
as the wolf.

 

With an innate
understanding of the value of teamwork, it's always ready to take its place
in the chain of command -- either as leader or as simply a member of the
pack. When a wolf decides to innovate, it makes sure that it has the backing
of a capable team. In many ways, President Bush is an example of a
wolf who owes much of his success to his team of lawyers, advisors, and
supporters. This wolf is clear-headed and strong-minded -- always willing to
compromise in the interests of getting a job done.

 

The wolf insists on
fidelity from its mate, but even after its partner has sworn its devotion,
the wolf must battle its canine hormones that drive it to distraction. On
the positive side of the ledger, the wolf makes a gallant effort to remain
faithful; satisfying its haunting need for romance through its strong
platonic
friendships. (At least that's what we're told)

Deep down though, the wolf is still a puppy dog and its
controlled exterior often masks a sentimental emotional core.

 

Wolves are facially
expressive and readily communicate their emotional states with body
language. They work hard at developing their social relationships, although,
unlike their cousin the dog, they are quick to anger when they sense
threats to the social order. When confrontations occurs, they sometimes
react suddenly and violently, barking displeasure at offending subordinates.
Close companions know to avoid their biting tongue until they resume their
normal gregarious behavior.

 

Friendly and generous
with those they consider to be peers, they have a tendency to show scant
regard to those beneath them on the food chain. Sheep, deer, cottontails,
prairie dogs
and other small mammals are thus advised to show them
appropriate respect, or risk being overwhelmed by their aggressive natures.

 

The wolf pulls no punches when communicating with its peers, for there is nothing that a wolf
detests more than a yes-man. The truth must be told and damn the
consequences. Those unable to handle its steely straightforward style are
quickly relegated to the rear of the pack, while those who demonstrate
courage are allowed to run alongside. Lions, eagles, wild dogs, tigers
and bears are among the wolf's first choices as teammates in the
race of life. 

 

 
 
Careers and Hobbies
Law enforcement                 Soldier
Medical fields                      Trial Lawyer

Team sports                        Outdoor activities
Theater                               Debating

Famous Wolves
Christian Slater, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton

 
 
 
Sanity Level: LOLWUT?
 
 
Daryl Ronald Rendell Saguine Barbaso
06 November 2008 @ 04:03 am
My second attempt got me this:



You are The Emperor


Stability, power, protection, realization; a great person.


The Emperor is the great authority figure of the Tarot, so it represents
fathers, father-figures and employers. There is a lot of aggression and violence
too.


The Emperor naturally follows the Empress. Like an infant, he is filled with enthuiasm, energy, aggression. He is direct, guileless and all too often irresistible. Unfortunately, like a baby he can also be a tyrant. Impatient, demanding, controlling. In the best of circumstances, he signifies the leader that everyone wants to follow, sitting on a throne that indicates the solid foundation of an Empire he created, loves and rules with intelligence and enthusiasm. But that throne can also be a trap, a responsibility that has the Emperor feeling restless, bored and discontent.


What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

 
 
Sanity Level: Perfectly Sane
 
 
Daryl Ronald Rendell Saguine Barbaso
06 November 2008 @ 02:38 am
"Lily, would you please put that knife down?" said Vivian to a young girl with gold locks and eyes that would make one think of hugging her till her juices flowed out.

"But mommy, I still want to cut daddy's heart out"  Lily looked at the woman with puppy eyes.

Vivian sighed, looking at the mirror in front of her. She grimaced at the pale figure staring back. Her feeble attempts of getting a tan did nothing to appease the fact that she looked like a corpse. In fact, she looked so pale that a mere glance would make one think she has forsaken the sun for the comfort of her little cabinet coffee table located at the basement near the decaying bodies of Mother Marie and Father Silista.

She looked towards the dinner table. Her husband looked horrible, she thought. His innards were dangling, somehow causing a rather unpleasant smell around the area.

"No more cutting, baby. Now go to your room and I'll bring some milk and cookies before you sleep, ok?" She looked at Lily again. This time forcibly taking the knife from her daughter's little hands and in the process cracking her little left pinky too.

"Mommy, it hurts!" Lily looked at her mother with an expression of nihilistic pleasure.

"Lily, I want you to go upstairs and pray to God." Vivian said, this time with more conviction. She's not having milk tonight, she thought.
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Sanity Level: Mildy Questionable
Music: Metric - The Twist
 
 
 
Daryl Ronald Rendell Saguine Barbaso
27 October 2008 @ 12:55 pm

They believed they were gods…

————————————————————-

Ship codename “Eternal“, Serial No. 3Y3Z-Y4HwEH:

Entering hemisphere. Warning, crash landing inevitable.

Initiating life pod ECt-11.

10%

20%

28.9%

Initiation failure.

Terminating ETERNAL program.

Terminating life support.

Evacuating staff…

10%

20%

30%

Evacuation failure.

——————————————————-
 

“And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.”

 

Eternal entered the planet’s hemisphere.

Out of the 230,402,200 colonists designated for transfer, only two life signals remained.

It crash landed and destroyed 80% of the planets inhabitants.

Aftermath:

A girl about 20 with deep black eyes walked out of what appeared to be a lifepod.

Upon further examination, one would see that she was actually pregnant.

“Adon, I Evaleth Morthimew will live. I’ll live and I’ll wait for you. You promised… For me, and for our baby boy, Adam…”

Silent tears were wept. Earth was born.

 
 
Sanity Level: Rather Insane
Mood: bored
 
 
Daryl Ronald Rendell Saguine Barbaso
27 October 2008 @ 01:12 am
"Are you sure that's a good idea?" I asked. Looking intently at the little man sitting across the room.

"Of course it is, I'm never wrong about these things" He answered, somehow spitting at his lit cigarette in what seemed to be an attempt to put it out.

I walked over to the man and took the liberty of pouring a glass of water over the cigarette he couldn't seem to extinguish. "This is how you solve problems like these". I said to him.

"Don't you think that's going a little overboard?" He asked.

"Yes, but it sure solved your cigarette problem". I smiled at him. Somehow basking in the feeling of being proud on how much of a genius I am.

"It might have seemed like I wanted to put the cigarette off, but I was merely playing with it. I wasn't trying extinguish it." He answered back, somehow looking a bit disappointed.

"You weren't?" I asked, feeling a little ashamed. I did overreact.

He leaned down to pick the soggy cigar and then proceeded to lick the thing and swallow it. "I'm not sure I want to stop smoking just yet."

"Are you sure that's a good idea?" I asked. Looking intently at the little man frowning at me.

"No." he answered. Lighting another cigarette.
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Sanity Level: Borderline Sane
Mood: blank
 
 
Daryl Ronald Rendell Saguine Barbaso
23 October 2008 @ 07:44 am
So I was washing my dad's car earlier this morning when I felt a blunt object hit my back. Yes, it hurt.


Upon further investigation, that blunt object was actually a weird strawberry shaped rock.

Strawberries bring back scary memories. Memories I'm sure I'll be fine without. I remember the pain, the horrors it has bought upon me. I remember the dentist saying how common it is to get a strawberry seed stuck between your teeth. The pain is comparable to the feeling of getting your hair plucked out one by one, and I'm talking nosehair.

I remember how it... OW!

Another rock.

OW!

And another.

OW!

And another.

===================================================================================

Turns out the six year old prankster woke up a little too early and decided to do his warm-ups with the poor old wolfie who's washing his dad's car.

Get off my lawn, you damn kids!

*cocks shotgun*
 
 
Sanity Level: Sane
Mood: annoyed
Music: Bloodhound Gang - I Hope You Die
 
 
Daryl Ronald Rendell Saguine Barbaso
19 October 2008 @ 09:30 am
I rarely get pissed off. I have the patience and understanding akin to a Wall. Well maybe not the 'understanding' part, but you get what I mean.

I am not a wall, however. So there are still times where I crack.

I then talk to the my logical wall, ask myself "What would Mrs. Wally do?". And then lash out.

I know the horrors involved whenever I vent out. So I'd rather have the never-ending fortitude of a wall take the blunt, take the damage, take the horror.


Guys, meet my logical wall. Mrs. Wally.



She knows me inside out. *grin*


====================================================================================


So my sister suddenly goes inside my room and decides that I needed to go out more. I was looking a little 'too' pale, she says.

*Click* She turns on reading lamp on my desk and leaves it there. It'd help me get some color, she says.

The lamp was causing unnecessary heat, I asked her to take the damn thing back. "No, just a few more minutes of lamp sessions for the next three days. That should do the trick", she says.

Crack. Pop. The bulb flickered and burned. The lamp, disfigured. The desk, ruined. Me, scared shitless. "Oh dear", she says.

 
 
Sanity Level: Borderline Sane
Mood: speechless
Music: The Postal Service - Natural Anthem
 
 
Daryl Ronald Rendell Saguine Barbaso
17 October 2008 @ 07:00 pm
Some kind of first entry for my supposed new playground. I got the notion that people might start thinking I'm psychotic or something.

So here's something to neutralize any potential butthurt caused by the previous entry,


Smiles everyone!

]Why hello, child!



Tags:
 
 
Sanity Level: Not Sure
Mood: amused
Music: Minus the bear - Throwin' Shapes
 
 
Daryl Ronald Rendell Saguine Barbaso
17 October 2008 @ 09:11 am





i didn't even had a chance to blink, thinking and processing the situation was a luxury i did not have.


a fortress of floating heads,

a castle of rotting bodies,

a tower of promises,

it was all in front of me.



"ten minutes sir, ten minutes left"

i heard on my left, i looked and saw a woman holding a baby. mother and child, i thought.

"get out of here now, time is not ours to waste"

i had ten minutes, nothing more. ten minutes before my end was affirmed.

 

"tick"


i started climbing the stairs of the seemingly endless tower, i heard a chilling scream. I looked down to see both the mother and the child impaled by the spears of the angels screeching at the top of the tower.

"tick"

nine minutes left, i was doubting i was ever gonna get out of here alive.


"tick"

eight minutes, arms of those who claimed to love me started crawling from the pool of blood just a few feet below where i was standing. grabbing my arms, not wanting to let go.


"tick"

seven minutes, a swarm of watchful eyeballs, some were rotting, some were brown, others stabbed by pins of various sizes were seemingly flowing in a constant waterfall of some brown liquid i dare not examine.


"tick"

six minutes, the bodies of the dead were chasing me, strangling me with their cold lifeless feet.


"tick"

five minutes, the skies opened, raining swords at the sinners of the world. stabbing those who go against the will of the true god. impaling the blasphemers.


"tick"

four minutes, faceless children laughing and crying at the same time, started climbing on my back, biting me hard, i could feel my flesh being torn, a searing pain. extreme terror.


"tick"

three minutes, the stairs have seemingly ended, the only way up the tower would be through a vine. i was tired, and i didn't want to go any further... ten minutes was just not enough. why am i even here in the first place? i knew from the beginning that i only had ten minutes. I grabbed the vine and started climbing.


"tick"

two minutes, i loosened my grip, there is just too much pain in my back now, blood was constantly flowing from where the demonic children bit. there are still scratch marks on my neck from where the cadavers strangled me, i was cut in various places from when the swords rained.

 

i cried, i smiled. then i let go.


"tick"


one minute, falling... falling... i felt free, i felt happy, i felt scared. i closed my eyes as my body was about to hit the ground. at that very moment i felt peace, one second later... the world was bathed in red.

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Sanity Level: Batshit Crazy
Mood: weird
Music: Counting Crows - Colorblind
 
 
 
 

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